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Nearly Headless Nick's Song

“It was a mistake any wizard could make who was tired and caught on the hop One piffling error, and then, to my terror I found myself facing the chop.Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve a-strolling the park in the dusk! She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth Next moment she sprouted a tusk. I cried through the night that I’d soon put her right But the process of justice was lax; They’d brought out the block, though they’d mislaid the rock Where they usually sharpened the axe. Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn The priest said to try not to cry, “You can come just like that, no , you won’t need a hat” And I know that my end must be nigh. The man in the mask who would have The sad task of cleaving my head from my neck. Said “Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,” And I turned to a gibbering wreck “This may sting a bit” said the cack-handed twit As he swung the axe up in the air, But oh the Blunt blade! No difference it made, My head was still definitely there. The axe man he hacked and he Whacked and he thwacked, “Won’t be to long”, he assured me But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot Took forty-five goes ‘til he floored me. And so I was dead, but my faithful old Head it never saw fit to desert me, it still lingers on, that’s the end of my Song, And now please applaud, or you’ll hurt Me.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

WHO KNEW NEVILLE WAS EVIL!

I SAW THIS ON THE MUGGLENET CAPTION CONTEST AND JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WAY TO CUTE TO IGNORE.

They would pay, they would all pay! But for now, Neville merely smiled and returned to his plots of world domination, ignoring the laughter from the couple behind.

Neville: Mr. Plant, where should we strike first? ...Rome? Excellent plan, Mr. Plant. *Scribbles something down*

Everyone Else: o.O...

Luna: That's crazy, even for me...

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

WHO KNEW NEVILLE WAS EVIL!

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